tburtonfangirl1

So my crappy "Vampires" piece is on the second page of most popular when you type in "vampires" How did this happen? @_@

Stole this from ~SazzyPantz (https://www.deviantart.com/sazzypantz) So... the rules are: 1. Put your iTunes on shuffle (Or Mp3 Player, or whatever you use). 2. When you get your song title, add "in my pants" after the song. YOU MUST WRITE IT NO MATTER HOW FUNNY IT SOUNDS. 3. Do this 12 times. 4. Tag at least 5 friends who might enjoy doing the game. -------------------------------- 1.  Marry the Night in my pants 2. Tonight is the Night I Fell Asleep At the Wheel in my pants 3. The Middle in my pants 4. Boys Will Be Boys in my pants (bahaha) 5. I Just Want to Have Something to Do in my pants (Ummm...) 6. I'm Not Well in my pants 7. Ex-Girlfriend in my pants (I

Dear ~erikkudeamo (https://www.deviantart.com/erikkudeamo), I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer as you were eating Kraft dinner and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand that I only get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and you ruined my attempts at another world war. Go drown yourself <3 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------